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This track is all about fun with contrasting genres. The instrumentation and composition are all original, obviously electronic, and kinda dubby. The vocal melody, sung by my magnificently talented little sister, Allie DeGraaf, is something from a song about Noah's ark that I remember from Sunday school when I was a Christian boy. The lyrics themselves are extracts from some of the most arrogant hip-hop verses that I could find. Rappers are listed with lyrics below.

lyrics

If there's a problem
Then, huh, I will solve it
Check out the hook while
The DJ revolves it
-Vanilla Ice

P-love, I’m top biller, part-time iller
Permanent chiller
Son of Sam, killer
The horror in the villa
-JVC Force

Don't call me. I'm going to call you. I will take you our to dinner and maybe the mall, too.
Don't call me. I'm going to call you. Maybe later, we can chill, my crew and your crew.
-Drift

I'm top ten of all time
Dope MC
You got Chuck D, Rakim
Daddy Kane, and Kool G

Right after that
You gotta mention me
The most underrated artist
Of the century
-RA The Rugged Man

Don't call me. I'm going to call you. I will take you out to dinner and maybe the mall, too.
Don't call me. I'm going to call you. Maybe later, we can chill, my crew and your crew.
-Drift

I sell ice in the winter
I sell fire in hell
I’m a hustler baby
I’ll sell water to a well
-Jay Z

I’m picture perfect
I paint a perfect picture
Bombing hoochies with precision
My intention’s to get richer
-2Pac

Don't call me. I'm going to call you. I will take you out to dinner and maybe the mall, too.
Don't call me. I'm going to call you. Maybe later, we can chill, my crew and your crew.
-Drift

I'm the king of rock
There is none higher
Sucker MC’s
Should call me sire
-Run DMC

I’m all in
Put it up on the board
Another rapper shot down
by the mouth that roared
-Public Enemy

Don't call me. I'm going to call you. I will take you out to dinner and maybe the mall, too.
Don't call me. I'm going to call you. Maybe later, we can chill, my crew and your crew.
-Drift

Self-centered, Pastel
Is the baddest MC
My old rhymes, my influence
My favorite rapper is me
-Rise

I'm better than everybody
I'm better than everybody. Shut up
I'm better than everybody
I'm better than everybody
-Lakutis

Don't call me. I'm going to call you. I will take you out to dinner and maybe the mall, too.
Don't call me. I'm going to call you. Maybe later, we can chill, my crew and your crew.
-Drift

credits

from "Pastel Art Gallery" (BEFORE MISSION STATEMENTS), released November 26, 2013
lyrics - SEE ABOVE
vocals - Allie DeGraaf

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